An Update on Life, for Lack of a Better Description

Hi. Hello. Welcome back to my long-forgotten lair. I hope you find it comfortable. Please ignore the dust. The bats are as harmless as they are adorable. I’ll light a few candles to disguise the smell. When last we met, I had…feelings. Lots of them. Loneliness…hopelessness…sexual frustration… I was like an anthropomorphic portrayal of Pandora’s […]